I hope what I just ate was parrot food… But I cant be sure…

Little lady has this habit of walking up to me, or her dad or brother and just shoving things into our mouths. So when she is eating something and thinks its nice and that we should taste it then she wont ask us, she will just shove it in our mouths. Or if its something she doesn’t like and has changed her mind about it, shove you get a mouth full of… food/cat hair/ sand/ saliva/ snot… bleh She does it when you least expect it, when you are watching TV or when you turn towards her before its too late to dodge it.

I’m sure I’ve eaten a handful of sand and cat hair in the last 3 years attached to soggy biscuits, chewed pieces of cheese and chips.

I was laying in bed at 6am on Saturday morning and little lady who was already awake, of course she was awake at stupid O’ Clock, shoved something in my mouth, I just kinda chewed. My brain wasn’t really awake yet so I think I tasted salt, but then I don’t really know. It was a biscuit of some sort but was a little bit iffy to be something we would buy to eat. But it was biscuity (if that’s a word) and the only thing I can think it could have been was one of those fiber pellets for the parrot. So I’m hoping and asking my stars it was parrot food and not rat poison or something… haha. I was too sleepy to realize what had happened until after I had already swallowed the thing.. Well time will tell. I’m sure if it was rat poison Id be dead by now right or at least feeling a little sick?

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16 thoughts on “I hope what I just ate was parrot food… But I cant be sure…

  1. Ha Ha, yes the little lady does feed the parrot at sunrise, cos that’s his feeding time, and yep, she does take her pick from his foods, but rest assured, all natural, bought at either Montagu’s fruit and nut place, or the Whalecoast Fruit ‘n Nuts!! nothing to worry about there, thank goodness.. We both raid the birds stash at times, LOL. all natural Energy food, maybe that’s why she is like a little “hurricane” at times.

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      1. At least you are alive πŸ˜€ I hope your parrot (name?) is not offended that you ate its food. To make things even, now you have to share some of your food with the parrot (name?) πŸ˜€

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      2. Haha yes 1 more being to share my food with 😦

        Its my mothers parrot and his name is Mango, we were visiting for the weekend. He is too cute, he loves me and tries to bury himself in my hair. I’ve been teaching him to say, “I’m Nikki’s chicken”, which he is starting to say now, its Hilarious!

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      1. He is an African Grey. He didnt talk alot for the first 2 years of his life but now his vocab has exploded and he talks all the time. He says naughty things that my brothers have taught him too. He calls himself Nikkis chicken. I like to tell him, Im Nikkis chicken. And he repeats it. Bless him. What birds do you have? I dont have any he is my mothers bird, I have 3 cats.

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