If my dishwasher divorces me it will get custody of my sanity.

Follow my blog with Bloglovin Omgosh worst Monday everr. My dishwasher and washing machine seem to be having an affair and are threatening to run off together. At the same time. Worst thing is, they will get custody of my sanity!! I do 8-10 loads of laundry on the weekend (its like that when you … Continue reading If my dishwasher divorces me it will get custody of my sanity.

I’ll be there, oh wait no I won’t..

Depression.. It’s the most devastating silent disease. Some days I’m here with bells on making tequila shots and dancing, and other days I’m in bed under the covers willing myself to die. Just fall asleep and never wake up. Not literally making tequila shots but you know what I mean. Happy and shit. Those days … Continue reading I’ll be there, oh wait no I won’t..

I hope what I just ate was parrot food… But I cant be sure…

Little lady has this habit of walking up to me, or her dad or brother and just shoving things into our mouths. So when she is eating something and thinks its nice and that we should taste it then she wont ask us, she will just shove it in our mouths. Or if its something … Continue reading I hope what I just ate was parrot food… But I cant be sure…

I just went from How you doin? to ewwww that’s gross in 2 seconds.

So as I was driving to work today I stopped at the robots and noticed a really good looking man next to me in a Mercedes. He had a suit on and everything, and my friends who know me know I'm a sucker for a man in a suit or uniform. So as any hot … Continue reading I just went from How you doin? to ewwww that’s gross in 2 seconds.

REPOST: 4 Behaviors to Avoid In Your Relationship — MakeItUltra™

Written by Eric C., MA., PhD Candidate | Mental Health Professional Audio version available | Click here “When she asked him whether it was true that love conquered all, as the songs said. ‘It is true’, he replied, ‘but you would do well not to believe it.” ~Gabriel Garcia Marquez We would all like to … Continue reading REPOST: 4 Behaviors to Avoid In Your Relationship — MakeItUltra™

I just had a super strong coffee and a chocolate brownie and now I can see sounds!

WOW sugar high, I had a strong coffee with a chocolate brownie and I'm on a buzzzz, at work!! People should not have birthdays, why do we celebrate birthdays with cake at work of all places? How am i supposed to get on with my work when I'm on a sugar and caffeine high? Worst … Continue reading I just had a super strong coffee and a chocolate brownie and now I can see sounds!